How old is Scruff? Well add up all the fingers on your hands, then add all the little piggies on ya feet, multiply by 5, divide by 2 add 20, subtract 3 and ya getting close....
Or its a soddin great big cake to hold all them caddles. Fork handles? No candles and not four
Nice to have ya back me lovely tiler
when are we having that date (and walnut cake)?