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The BONO Question......
Nov 17^th, 2006, 10:24pm

Thought musical folk might appreciate this:

At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asked the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone

Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies
A voice from near the front pierced the silence............

.............."Well, stop f**king doing it then."

Grin

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TIMBA-WOLF Board Moderator Offline Timba-Wolf..... Var@*sh, should be banned!! Posts: 7158 Total Thanks: 15 For This Post: 0 KENT,(under a tree!!!!) United Kingdom Gender: Trade: Joiner	Re: The BONO Question...... Reply #1 - Nov 18^th, 2006, 12:55am to coin your phrase dear chap! "FERKIN" priceless!!!!!
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CWatters Super Member Offline "Daddy fick it" says James Posts: 5150 Total Thanks: 58 For This Post: 0 Gender:	Re: The BONO Question...... Reply #2 - Nov 27^th, 2006, 8:08pm For some reason that reminded me of the Lenny Henry gag where he had the audience sing "Chocolate" to a tune that escapes me and then when they had finished he said "Thank you for joining me in those few bars of chocolate". Well I guess it was funny at the time.
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TIMBA-WOLF Board Moderator Offline Timba-Wolf..... Var@*sh, should be banned!! Posts: 7158 Total Thanks: 15 For This Post: 0 KENT,(under a tree!!!!) United Kingdom Gender: Trade: Joiner	Re: The BONO Question...... Reply #3 - Nov 27^th, 2006, 8:10pm oh dear , another joke down to mine and JD's level eh???
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JerryD GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 15 For This Post: 0	Re: The BONO Question...... Reply #4 - Nov 28^th, 2006, 11:05pm TIMBA-WOLF wrote on Nov 27^th, 2006, 8:10pm: oh dear , another joke down to mine and JD's level eh??? nah Wolfie..... that one had a punch line. Our jokes don't need one
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TIMBA-WOLF Board Moderator Offline Timba-Wolf..... Var@*sh, should be banned!! Posts: 7158 Total Thanks: 15 For This Post: 0 KENT,(under a tree!!!!) United Kingdom Gender: Trade: Joiner	Re: The BONO Question...... Reply #5 - Nov 28^th, 2006, 11:55pm Yeah!! your right there JD!!!
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RabbitRabbit GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 15 For This Post: 0	Re: The BONO Question...... Reply #6 - Nov 29^th, 2006, 8:11am CWatters wrote on Nov 27^th, 2006, 8:08pm: Well I guess it was funny at the time. Just like Wolfies and JD's 'jokes' they weren't funny then nor now
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JerryD GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 15 For This Post: 0	Re: The BONO Question...... Reply #7 - Nov 29^th, 2006, 9:57pm What are you incinerating
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