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midlife crisis????????? (Read 704 times)
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midlife crisis?????????
Dec 6th, 2006, 8:58am
 
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,  "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."

"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,  but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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