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One for the lads
Mar 13th, 2013, 5:43pm
 
Lady: Do you drink?
   Man: Yes.
   Lady: How much a day?
   Man: Three 6 packs.
   Lady: How much per 6 pack?
   Man: About $10.00.
   Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
   Man: 15 years.
   Lady: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
   Man: Correct.
   Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
   Man: Correct.
   Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
   Man: Do you drink?
   Lady: No.
   Man: So where's your f**kin’ Ferrari then?
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