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Catching Up!
May 11th, 2015, 8:55am
 
I'm really proud of my dad, he played Rugby for the 1932 England team. But that's as far as mum can narrow it down.

Boko Haram have turned really nasty since releasing A Whiter Shade of Pale.

I just cleaned the budgie's cage width a feather duster. God knows what he must have thought.

I'll tell you what makes me cross.  Lollipop ladies.

Who wants to learn Roman numerals? I for one.

The most bureaucratic dictator was Idi Admin.

I can take off my wife’s bra in 8 seconds. Or sometimes more quickly if she comes into the room and catches me wearing it.

Decided to wear wool trousers and jumper today, so I feel a little sheepish.

Fallacy ~ sort of looking like a penis.

Found a copy of the Radio Times from 1974. It's the Operation Yewtree equivalent of the "Sports Almanac" from Back to the Future.

RUSSELL CROWE: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,Commander of the Armies of the North,Gen- STARBUCKS BARISTA: Yeah I'm only gonna get Max on the cup.

Spent all night glueing watches together to make a belt. Complete waist of time.

Never work with children or animals. Particularly if you’re a porn star.

"Open Mike Night" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I'd been invited to an autopsy.

Started to download Titanic onto my iPad, and got a message saying 'syncing.' Worst spoiler ever.

I did not expect the barber to do THAT when I asked him for a number two on top and number one at the back and sides.

I faked an orgasm once because my arm was tired

Ray
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