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The Honeymooners
Nov 22nd, 2016, 4:52pm
 
Three men meet late in the evening in a posh hotel bar. It turns out that they're all on the first night of their honeymoon, each having travelled to the hotel from their receptions and all having a last drink before bed. One says that his new wife is going to get a right seeing-to later on, the others agree that they're looking forward to a strenuous night. They agree a code for use the next morning at breakfast, the number of rounds of toast ordered representing the number of times they managed to consummate their marriage.

At breakfast, one asks for a full English breakfast and 3 rounds of toast (this last bit said with a satisfying smirk to the other two). The second asks for scrambled eggs and 4 rounds of toast. The final chap says "I'll just have cereal with hot milk, please, with 5 rounds of toast, 3 white and 2 brown."

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