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I saw a couple on Exmouth sea front having a stand up row this morning - or paddle boarding as it's usually known.
Sad that Christopher Robin has had to close his massage business because he kept kneading a Pooh.
My neighbour’s daughter said she wanted a fairy-tale life, so I've trapped her in her gran's bedroom with a wolf.
Wedding anniversaries: 1 - Paper 3 - Leather 5 - Wood 10 - Tin 20 - China 25 - Silver 30 - Pearl 40 - Ruby 50 - Gold 60 - Printer Ink
"FYI" sounds like a polite Geordie trying to avoid saying an actual swear word.
Just seen Bonnie Tyler's new cardiology video. It's totally clips of the heart.
Woke up this morning with a mammoth erection - and a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum.
English teachers - you mark my words.
I once donated some sperm. The man shaking the charity bucket was not impressed though.
Blue pills gives me a hard-on, whereas blue cheese gives me a stilt-on.
I think farting in a Primark dressing room would actually make it smell better.
"You Tolkien to me?!" - Hobbit de Niro.
When I get home from work, I change my clothes, make some tea, read the papers, listen to Hungarian Classical music... The Liszt goes on.
Ray
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