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Title: Gypsies
Post by thescruff on Jul 26^th, 2011, 12:22pm

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go back to the gates and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let a dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, ....the gates'.

Title: Re: Gypsies
Post by Joiner on Jul 26^th, 2011, 4:46pm

Title: Re: Gypsies
Post by pridek96 on Oct 11^th, 2011, 2:01pm

Thank you for sharing something new to learn.

Title: Re: Gypsies
Post by The_Trician on Nov 3^rd, 2011, 3:42pm

You're welcome,

here's another -

why did God give seagulls wings?

So they can beat the gypsies to the Tip!