Ask The Trades - For sale - 100% guaranteed penis enlargement

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For sale - 100% guaranteed penis enlargement
Feb 13^th, 2013, 9:16pm

I have been thinking of ways that I can bring in more money. I am thinking of advertising a penis enlarger for sale on EBay.

I can guarantee that it works and the instructions for use, consist of only one six word sentence.

I am thinking of charging £25.00 for each kit supplied.

The advert will read, 100% guaranteed penis enlargement device, with easy to follow instructions.

My customer will get one of these, with a set of instructions which state: " Do not use in direct sunlight"

Am I on to a winner?

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