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Title: Rindercella
Post by supersparky on Apr 15^th, 2004, 8:28pm

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swollocks. They were really forrible uckers and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts wouldn't let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a flight rucking fesbian.

She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve."For suck's fake!" yelled Rindercella as she ran out, tripping barse over ollocks and dropping her slass glipper.

Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly ister let him in. Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince.

"Blame that fugly ucker over there," said Mary Hinge.

When the brinking stown cloud had lifted the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success.

Their feet stucking fank.

Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack in the kickers. This was not difficult has he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard-on.

He then tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

They were married. The hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.

And they both lived happily ever after.....

Title: Re: Rindercella
Post by thescruff on Apr 15^th, 2004, 8:47pm

You really must leave the Fosters in the can SS, its affecting my speech.

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