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Title: at the beach
Post by scotspark on Dec 6^th, 2006, 9:02am

>> >A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.
>>As the
>>boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have
>>breasts
>>bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She
>>tells her
>>son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."The boy,
>>pleased with
>>the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his
>>mother
>>that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
>> >She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again
>>satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
>>Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his
>>mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and
>>the
>>longer he talks, the dumber he gets."