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Title: Our illustrious telecomms history
Post by The_Trician on Feb 10^th, 2012, 4:49pm

After digging to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:

"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".

One week later, the British authorities reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f**k all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain already had mobile phones."

Just makes me bloody proud to be British!

Title: Re: Our illustrious telecomms history
Post by TIMBA-WOLF on Feb 10^th, 2012, 11:17pm

Brilliant!! ;D ;D