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Title: The Driver
Post by rgirling on May 8^th, 2012, 8:57am

A rich blonde buys the New Automatic BMW X6 Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night ... the car just won't move at all.

She tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck. She then furiously calls the BMW dealer and they send out a technician to her, who asks: "Are you sure you are using the gears correctly?"

Full of anger, the blond replies: "You fool, how could you could ask such a question, I'm not stupid! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

Ray

Title: Re: The Driver
Post by londonman on May 9^th, 2012, 6:15pm

Nice one, Ray, and knowing your 'part-time' job........... ;)

Title: Re: The Driver
Post by rgirling on May 12^th, 2012, 9:04am

Bentley Continental Flying Spur to Newmarket for the day - hard life! :)

Ray

Title: Re: The Driver
Post by TIMBA-WOLF on May 12^th, 2012, 9:30am

rgirling wrote on May 12^th, 2012, 9:04am:

Bentley Continental Flying Spur to Newmarket for the day - hard life! :)

Ray

I though "SPURS" were banned from horse racing these days....

LOL!