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Title: Jimmy Saville
Post by The_Trician on Oct 22^nd, 2012, 6:42pm

Jimmy Saville's family have had his gravestone removed, along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.

Just what he would have wanted.

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The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s.

The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.
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They have just found Jimmy Savile's diary.

His last entry was about 10 years old.

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Jimmy Savile's alleged victims say they just want justice.

That's a funny word for money.
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"Now then. Now then. Now then. Guys and gals. Welcome to Top of the Pops.

Straight in at thirteen .... me!"
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I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice.

Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination.
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I bet Gary Glitter regrets not asking Jim to fix it instead of taking his computer to PC World.
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I wrote to Jimmy Savile when I was a kid:

Dear Jim

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please can you fix it for me to get my stammer fixed.
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Jimmy Savile had to stop going to church...

The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession..........

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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