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Title: Gone Fishing
Post by cumbriahandyman on Nov 11^th, 2012, 4:09pm

Four men have been going fishing for many years. This year, Ron's wife put her foot down and told him he wasn't going. Bitterly disappointed, he phoned and told the others that he couldn't go.

Two days later, the others arrived at the camping site, only to find Ron sitting there with a tent already set up.

"Ron, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" "Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she dragged me into the bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

Then she said, "Now do whatever you want..

So, here I am!