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Title: What do you call a burnt Tesco Burger
Post by CWatters on Feb 12^th, 2013, 12:33pm

"Black Beauty"

Anthea said she always wanted a Pony, so I am buying her a Tesco quarter pounder for her birthday.

I have still got some Tesco Burgers in the Freezer. But...... THEY'RE OFFFFFFFF!!

My Doctor told me to Watch What I Eat, so I went out and bought tickets for the Grand National

I selected some Burgers on the Tesco Website. And then clicked "Add to Cart"

My neighbour has just been taken to hospital after eating Tesco's Burgers. Her condition is said to be Stable.

Despite the recent scandal, Tesco insist they use only meat of the highest quality. A spokesman said: ‘Our meat has to clear several hurdles before it goes on sale.’

Title: Re: What do you call a burnt Tesco Burger
Post by cumbriahandyman on Feb 12^th, 2013, 9:03pm