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Public Forum >> Humour >> A few one-liners ... https://www.askthetrades.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1479834224 Message started by rgirling on Nov 22nd, 2016, 5:03pm |
Title: A few one-liners ... Post by rgirling on Nov 22nd, 2016, 5:03pm I saw a couple on Exmouth sea front having a stand up row this morning - or paddle boarding as it's usually known. Sad that Christopher Robin has had to close his massage business because he kept kneading a Pooh. My neighbour’s daughter said she wanted a fairy-tale life, so I've trapped her in her gran's bedroom with a wolf. Wedding anniversaries: 1 - Paper 3 - Leather 5 - Wood 10 - Tin 20 - China 25 - Silver 30 - Pearl 40 - Ruby 50 - Gold 60 - Printer Ink "FYI" sounds like a polite Geordie trying to avoid saying an actual swear word. Just seen Bonnie Tyler's new cardiology video. It's totally clips of the heart. Woke up this morning with a mammoth erection - and a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum. English teachers - you mark my words. I once donated some sperm. The man shaking the charity bucket was not impressed though. Blue pills gives me a hard-on, whereas blue cheese gives me a stilt-on. I think farting in a Primark dressing room would actually make it smell better. "You Tolkien to me?!" - Hobbit de Niro. When I get home from work, I change my clothes, make some tea, read the papers, listen to Hungarian Classical music... The Liszt goes on. Ray |
Title: Re: A few one-liners ... Post by ShaneBo on Oct 20th, 2017, 9:25am Funny stuff Ray. I've actually never heard of the Hobbit de Niro one. Made me chuckle. |
Title: Re: A few one-liners ... Post by CWatters on Mar 22nd, 2018, 12:30pm I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 6 years... I didn't want to interrupt her. Ken Dodd RIP |
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