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Local Councils Make You Laff
Apr 18th, 2004, 9:28pm
 
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If you aren't always sure of the right answer don't take up a career in the bomb squad
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Re: Local Councils Make You Laff
Reply #1 - Apr 18th, 2004, 10:06pm
 
you could have warned me it was so  Angry Angry
funny ive been on the beer and nearly
didnt make the toilet Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
thanks andrew Grin Grin Grin
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big all ---------------  we are all still learning
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Re: Local Councils Make You Laff
Reply #2 - Apr 18th, 2004, 10:18pm
 
Bril handymac but I wish you wouldn't  keep distracting me, I still got lots of work to do.

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Reply #3 - Apr 18th, 2004, 11:14pm
 
I'm glad I had gone to the loo before reading that or would have wet myself.
Here's an old one to add. This came from a schoolteacher to the kids in here class.
"An octopus is a sea creature that has eight testicles"
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Re: Local Councils Make You Laff
Reply #4 - Apr 26th, 2004, 8:42pm
 
f*****g hillarios me jaws are aching Tongue
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brown to red and blue to f****&&&&ommited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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