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Rabbit Problem
May 3^rd, 2004, 1:00am

Two rabbits go out for lunch in a cafe. Peter decides to have a toasted cheese sandwich & Benjamin Bunny thinks this sounds good and has one also.

After a while they're still hungry, so Peter suggests they have another. Benjamin being more adventurous, decides on a toasted ham sandwich this time.

After a while Benjamin starts to look a little pale, & suddenly keels over. Peter rushes up & asks "What's the matter?"

Benjamin groans & croaks "Oh dear, I think it's mixing my toasties!" Cheesy

Uhh... I must have forgot something else!

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HM Super Member Offline Chief Turd Polisher Posts: 5072 Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0 Gender:	Re: Rabbit Problem Reply #1 - May 3^rd, 2004, 7:38am And there was I thinking that you wanted some help stewing the wabbit Andrew
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Dewy GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0	Re: Rabbit Problem Reply #2 - May 3^rd, 2004, 5:45pm Run rabbit, run rabbit run, run, run. Don't give the farmer his fun, fun, fun. He'll get by without his rabbit pie. So, run rabbit, run rabbit run, run, run.
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thescruff Global Moderator Trade Member Author Offline Who said plumbing was easy. Posts: 6037 Total Thanks: 147 For This Post: 0 Gender: Trade: Plumber	Re: Rabbit Problem Reply #3 - May 3^rd, 2004, 6:08pm Can we have a full size pic please. scruff
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HM Super Member Offline Chief Turd Polisher Posts: 5072 Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0 Gender:	Re: Rabbit Problem Reply #4 - May 4^th, 2004, 7:39am Yeah - I wanna see the full SP of the wabbit that just shat a PC, monitor and desk! Andrew
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supersparky Administrator Trade Member Author Offline Posts: 6097 Total Thanks: 3 For This Post: 0 Gender: Trade: Electrician	Re: Rabbit Problem Reply #5 - May 4^th, 2004, 7:52am .....must have been a hell of an odd piece of grass...prehaps even grass is moving into the computer age...yes i can see them sitting...er standing....thingy there typing away....then they caught a virus and the rabbit caught it...now ya dont need to build them, ya buy a rabbit... ss
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Reply #6 - May 4^th, 2004, 1:00pm

[quote author=supersparky link=1083542434/0#5 date=1083653575].....must have been a hell of an odd piece of grass...prehaps even grass is moving into the computer age...yes i can see them sitting...er standing....thingy there typing away....then they caught a virus and the rabbit caught it...now ya dont need to build them, ya buy a rabbit... [/quote]

Ya don't buy a rabbit - they come free of charge. Leastways they turn up when you weren't thinking of getting one (like a sparky who runs riot in the plumbers forum).

Only issue with the wabbit that shat the PC etc is that wabbits eat their own doo-doo in order to get all the nourishment out of it. Can't quite see how he's gonna swallow that monitor.....

Andrew

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