Little_Miss_DIY
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is walking by the beach one afternoon, when he comes across a little boy bawling his eyes out. On the horizon, Arnie spots that the boy's small dog has been swept out to sea and is drowning. Quickly undressing, Arnie powerfully swims out to sea, grabs the young dog and returns to shore.
The boy rushes towards them, but alas, the little dog is not moving.
Arnie pulls open the jaws of the pet dog and gives it the kiss of life.
The dog coughs a small amount of water, stands up and jumps into the boys arms. The amazed little boy says "wow, are you a vet?" To which Arnie replies, "a vet, a vet, I am a soaking!".
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