Sean Connery is being interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and is bragging
that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have "shex"
three times a night. Scots singing sensation Lulu, who was also a guest on
the show looked on,intrigued.

After the show, Lulu said, "Sean, if Ah'm no bein' too forward, Ah'd love
tae hae sax wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place." So
they go back to her place and have great sex.

Afterwards, Sean says "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half
an hour, and we can have even better shex later... but while I'm
shleepin', can you hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your
right hand?"
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and true to his word, they have even
better sex than the first time.
Then Sean says, "that was truly wonderful darling, but if you let me shleep
for an hour thish time, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, you must
hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand.

Lulu is now used to the routine and complies - the results are mind blowing
once more. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are duly
lit, Lulu enquires.. "Sean, tell me.. dis mah haudin yer baws in mah left
hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while yr sleepin?"

Sean replied, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Glashwegian, she
shtole ma wallet."

scotspark,
                 a nice piece off  writting , you even got the accents down to a tee.