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Ve vill haf de punishment!
Jun 19^th, 2004, 3:59am

Picture this. WW2 and a trio of our lads have been caught by the nazis raping Helmuts wife.

Kernel Vostok decides that his prisoners are going to get the punishment they deserve.....

"Ve haf decided dat your punishment vill fit the crime. Zo, ve vil remove your villies. Und ze method ve use vil depend on ze job zat you did bevore you came to Germany. Understood?".

With that they bring the Englishman forward. His member is laid on the table.

"Vot is it zat you do?"

The Englishman replied "I was a surgeon in a hospital".

Kernel Vostok whips out a rusty scalpel, takes a quick swipe and the Englishman is now without his willy.

The Scotsman is brought forward, as before his willy is placed on the table.

"Vot is it zat you do?"

The scotsman said "I'm a tree surgeon".

Out comes an axe, and the scotsman loses his cabre.

Finally, the welshman is brought forward. Same procedure, willy on the table.

"Vot is it zat you do?"

The welshman smiles and says "I work in a lollipop factory".

Andrew

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scotspark Trade Member Offline mmmmm it's gonna cost you!! Posts: 3074 Total Thanks: 10 For This Post: 0 scotland Scotland Gender: Trade: Electrician	Re: Ve vill haf de punishment! Reply #1 - Jun 19^th, 2004, 3:43pm nice
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splinter GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 10 For This Post: 0	Re: Ve vill haf de punishment! Reply #2 - Jun 20^th, 2004, 2:19am whats a irishman? a welshman that could swim.
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HM Super Member Offline Chief Turd Polisher Posts: 5072 Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0 Gender:	Re: Ve vill haf de punishment! Reply #3 - Jun 20^th, 2004, 6:34am I deliberately excluded the irish fella from the original joke because from past experience of making a joke about them I gathered that they were a bit sensitive about being joked about. Andrew
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rabbit_rabbit GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0	Re: Ve vill haf de punishment! Reply #4 - Jun 20^th, 2004, 8:13am Good craic Andrew. The Irish take the piss out of themselves mate (me being half Irish like most British people) Ray
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Reply #5 - Jun 22^nd, 2004, 8:57pm

HandyMac ,
I deliberately excluded the irish fella from the original joke because from past experience of making a joke about them I gathered that they were a bit sensitive about being joked about.

Andrew
it dosnt seem you understood my original posts .if you had re read youre "joke" about the irish ,you would have seen that you had put a little aside ,in brackets . Now we all know what a irishmans role in a joke is.
when i first read that"joke" i thought you was labouring a point . Now i understand it was just a badly written joke. so, tell me some decent irish jokes. Wink

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