There is a tragic road accident and 3 women pass away together and meet St Peter at the pearly gates.

St Peter only has one word of advice for them -"whatever you do, don't step on the ducks".

And so they enter. Sure enough the place is full of ducks, they are literally everywhere.

Woman #1 manages 24 hours before stepping on a duck. Instantly St Peter appears with the ugliest brute of a man you can imagine, and he is handcuffed to the woman with the words "for the sin of stepping on a duck you are hereby committed to live for eternity chained to this ugly man".

Woman #2 manages 48 hours before stepping on a duck. Same rigmorale, St Peter arrives, chains a right ugly brute to the womans arm, words about eternity etc.

Woman #3 is now pretty damn worried about stepping on a duck because she has witnessed what happens if she should commit the cardinal sin, so she is exceptionally careful to look where she is treading. Six months go by and she's now got the hang of it, and suddenly St Peter appears with a handsome prince, the manacles are applied, but no words are spoken.

"Hmm", says the woman, "I wonder what I did to deserve this?".

The guy replies "I dunno about you but unfortunately I stepped on a duck".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . .

Well, all I can say is I don't remember stepping on the duck!