WAS MAMA A KLEPTOMANIAC?  

Mrs. Goldberg comes to visit her son Morris to have
dinner.  He lives with a female roommate, Sophie.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Morris's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was
more between Morris and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Morris volunteered, 'I know

what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sophie and I
are just roommates.'

About a week later, Sophie came to Morris saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been

unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose
she took it, do you?'

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you did take the sugar bowl from my house and I'm not saying that you did not take it.

But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you

were here for dinner.
Love, Morris

Several days later, Morris received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sophie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with her.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama

Moral:  Never lie to your Mama . . . especially if she's Jewish.