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Gypsies
Jul 26th, 2011, 12:22pm
 
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go back to the gates and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let a dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
















'No, ....the gates'.
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Re: Gypsies
Reply #1 - Jul 26th, 2011, 4:46pm
 
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Reply #2 - Oct 11th, 2011, 2:01pm
 
Thank you for sharing something new to learn.
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Re: Gypsies
Reply #3 - Nov 3rd, 2011, 3:42pm
 
You're welcome,

here's another -

why did God give seagulls wings?

So they can beat the gypsies to the Tip!
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