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cumbriahandyman GDPR opt-out	New car for women only Nov 30^th, 2011, 9:21pm Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women which should be far less susceptible to theft. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, calling it the "Clitaurus." The average male thief won't be able to find it, let alone operate the damn thing.
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rgirling Junior Member Offline Posts: 137 Total Thanks: 2 For This Post: 0 Crowborough, East Sussex United Kingdom Gender:	Re: New car for women only Reply #1 - Dec 1^st, 2011, 8:50am That won't be as successful as their last attempt at re-cycled cars, the Ford Pubic (made out of old Corsairs). Ray
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cumbriahandyman GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 2 For This Post: 0	Re: New car for women only Reply #2 - Dec 1^st, 2011, 1:09pm
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Reply #3 - Dec 1^st, 2011, 11:30pm

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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women which should be far less susceptible to theft.

They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, calling it the "Clitaurus."

The average male thief won't be able to find it,
let alone operate the damn thing. Grin

they've released a picture of the new dashboard for it

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CWatters Super Member Offline "Daddy fick it" says James Posts: 5150 Total Thanks: 58 For This Post: 0 Gender:	Re: New car for women only Reply #4 - Dec 12^th, 2011, 9:21pm I heard they all had to be recalled after the Chobham armour used to protect the alloys proved inadequate.
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