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Irish tiger woods
Apr 15^th, 2004, 8:05pm

Tiger Woods

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yez, sir" says our attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"

(no offence to the irish- a pop at all races welcome in form of non offensive jokes!)

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big_all Global Moderator Trade Member Author Offline heeelllooo Posts: 5596 Total Thanks: 10 For This Post: 0 Gender: Trade: Joiner	Re: Irish tiger woods Reply #1 - Apr 15^th, 2004, 8:16pm brilliant s s the irish wont be offended its such a bad accsent its the welsh youll offend only kidding realy good
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Learner Turner Junior Member Offline If it ain't broke - take it apart to find out why! Posts: 74 Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0 Gender:	Re: Irish tiger woods Reply #2 - Apr 21^st, 2004, 2:49pm Why should we be offended butty bach? Wow - that was surprisingly easy to do!
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