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Paddy goes to Iraq
May 11^th, 2004, 11:37pm

Paddy responded to the call-up for Iraq, but was a bit worried about leaving his young beautiful wife behind. He was suspicious that whilst he was away some other varmints would ensure she remained in action.

"Have no fear" says Seamus "What you need to do is fit a chastity belt to your darling wife whilst you are away, then no-one can take advantage".

Paddy thought this was a great idea, but he was due to leave tomorrow and didn't have time to get hold of one. So in an inspired act of brilliance (for an Irishman...) Paddy decided on the next best thing - he raided the first aid cabinet and used a roll of elastoplast, making sure to leave his signature in all the right places so that he'd know if his missus had been up to no good.

Off Paddy goes to do his tour of duty. 6 months later he's back home, and having been away for a while he's keen to cuddle up with his missus.....

So upstairs they go, kit is thrown to the corners of the room, and Paddy removes the elastoplast......

.....to reveal that the wound has healed up.

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Re: Paddy goes to Iraq
Reply #1 - May 12^th, 2004, 12:14am

He he, reminds me of another one:-

Jesus has been granted a day downstairs to broaden his horizons by sampling some earthly pleasures.

On his return to visit God, he is somewhat dissapointed.

Well says God, "How was the booze?" - "Great" says JC,

"How about the extravagant living? exotic food, and the like" - "It was just great dad, never had a better time"

" And what about the women?"

"Ah, well I had a bit of a problem with that - every time I put my hand on it, it healed up!"

Uhh... I must have forgot something else!

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splinter GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0	Re: Paddy goes to Iraq Reply #2 - May 12^th, 2004, 7:12pm [quote author=HandyMac . So in an inspired act of brilliance( for an Irishman... f*** off with the stupid paddy jokes unless you know any decent ones
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HM Super Member Offline Chief Turd Polisher Posts: 5072 Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0 Gender:	Re: Paddy goes to Iraq Reply #3 - May 12^th, 2004, 10:04pm Apologies if I touched a raw nerve. I guess you might be from Ireland. Andrew
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Plumber GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0	Re: Paddy goes to Iraq Reply #4 - May 17^th, 2004, 9:10pm I'm Irish and I find no offense with Irish jokes, you have to take them for what they are, a joke, lighten up splinter
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splinter GDPR opt-out Total Thanks: 0 For This Post: 0	Re: Paddy goes to Iraq Reply #5 - May 18^th, 2004, 7:13pm I'm Irish and I find no offense with Irish jokes, you have to take them for what they are, a joke, lighten up splinter like i said i dont mind good ones and yes i did take umbridge read the quote in my post , if that didnt insult you then you must be the stereotypical , tick mick.
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