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Jun 9th, 2004, 8:19pm
 
A prisoner escapes from prison where he has served 15 years. He stops at a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and gets on top of her. He kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, you can tell by his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do whatever he wants. This guy's dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you."

His wife smiled back at him sweetly."He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he thought you had a real cute butt and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too...."
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