A man went to heaven:
As he stood in front of St Peter at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him, he asked... what are all those clocks for.
St Peter answered theese are lie clocks, everyone on earth has a lie clock, every time you lie the hands on the clock will move.
"Ohhhh" said the man.... whos clock is that?
Thats Mother Theresas, the hands have never moved, indicating that she had never told a lie.
Incredible said the man, and whos clock is that.
St peter responded that clock belonged to Florence Nightingale, it only ever moved twice telling us that she only ever told two lies in her whole life.
Wow said the man and tell me where is Tony Blairs clock?
Tony Blairs clock!!!!! Thats in Jesus office hes using it as a ceiling fan.

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