Thought musical folk might appreciate this:
At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asked the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone
Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies
A voice from near the front pierced the silence............
.............."Well, stop f**king doing it then."
TT