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Phew, glad this job is over
Jun 7th, 2009, 3:14pm
 
I thought I'd share what I have been doing for the last couple of weeks with those that are interested in such things.

I've spent the last couple of weeks on my knees in church!

Over the years the pews have been moved around, repaired and some have been previously shortened. Of course they have always picked a point in the pew where there was already a joint and so they have ended up completely out of line.

I took this job on without going to look at it, a big mistake as they were worse than I had been told; at least I was on day rate Cheesy

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I had been told there were three long pews but as you can see they are almost all out of line. In the end I decided to line them up with the two that ran up to the columns, I didn't think it a good idea to start the job by knocking a few columns down.

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Not all the ends were the same and some had been up against a wall as they were rotted at the bottom. I had to go to a local farm where they had some old pews piled up in the corner of a barn and remove some of the better ends to replace the rotten ones. We didn't have enough to change them all so we had to make them all match as best we could.


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No machinery! I had to cut all the joints by hand, hard going on the knees and so many rusted in screws

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The finished job. We had a few people coming round when we started saying it was a waste of time but they started singing from a different hymn sheet in the end Cheesy

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Re: Phew, glad this job is over
Reply #1 - Jun 7th, 2009, 3:38pm
 
what a fantastic job tim woods

you must be chuffed to bits
just a bit surprized you had to pray ALL the time Grin

very very hard but very rewarding work well done
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Reply #2 - Jun 7th, 2009, 4:11pm
 
Thanks BA

It was a nice job in the end, lovely weather and we could sit out in the graveyard having lunch most days.

Its rained ever since, I wonder if that's God sending me a message Undecided Grin
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Re: Phew, glad this job is over
Reply #3 - Jun 7th, 2009, 4:51pm
 
Yeah, matey, nice job.

But shouldn't it have been: "Pew, glad this job is over."??
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Reply #4 - Jun 7th, 2009, 5:02pm
 
Nice job WS, it looks like a nice church too  Grin
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Reply #5 - Jun 7th, 2009, 5:10pm
 
Joiner it was phew with a silent H Wink

Yea it was a nice church until they let me lose on it Grin
It'd Medieval with Victorian embellishments, grade 2* listed and I had to get diocesan dispensation to work on it, I hope I also get money Grin
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Re: Phew, glad this job is over
Reply #6 - Jun 7th, 2009, 5:21pm
 
I wonder what it was about the Victorians. They couldn't leave anything alone, could they.

Very yuppy in that regard. "Oh, what a lovely place to live. What can we do to improve on it?"
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Re: Phew, glad this job is over
Reply #7 - Jun 7th, 2009, 6:53pm
 
Great work (as usual ) WS, .... and hand tools only eh!!

shame the 5th from backR/H side... sticks out 1/2" more than most!!!

(LOL!!! only KIdding!! WS!!)

real nice!!!
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Re: Phew, glad this job is over
Reply #8 - Jun 7th, 2009, 7:28pm
 
TIMBA-WOLF wrote on Jun 7th, 2009, 6:53pm:
Great work (as usual ) WS, .... and hand tools only eh!!

shame the 5th from backR/H side... sticks out 1/2" more than most!!!

(LOL!!! only KIdding!! WS!!)

real nice!!!



Grin

Hmm but I thought the 5th from the back was the only one that was in line Wink
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Re: Phew, glad this job is over
Reply #9 - Jun 7th, 2009, 10:35pm
 
seriously though, superb work, and with hand tools can sometimes be so theraputic (or not)

will have to find the pics of the "rude" screen we did a while back (careful repair and clean)
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