http://www.pprune.org/cabin-crew/232080-thick-passenger-comments.html Quote:American Lady passenger - "excuse me Sir, but why did your Queen build her Castle so darn close to the airport?"
Quote:A well dressed lady and her daughter were making their way through the business class cabin into the economy cabin to take their seats. The lady turned to her daughter in front of a CC member and said,
'Darling, if you dont work hard at school and get good grades you will be doing that for a living...' looking at the CC.
As cool as a cucumber the CC member came back with, looking at the child..
'if Daddy had worked harder at school yourself and mummy would be sitting this side of the curtain (looking into the business class cabin)
Quote:The wife of a friend of mine used to work at Heathrow as Meet and Greet for American passengers who were arriving and being coached on to Southampton to join a luxury cruise.
She once had an American family who refused to get on the coach because they were told by their travel agent that they would get off the plane and get immedialtely onto a boat. They expected to walk from the arrivals hall to a large cruise ship that was parked outside at Heathrow airport. Having been told that their travel agent was incorrect, they still refused to get on a coach or in a taxi.
When you start having conversations with people like "Sir, we are in the middle of London. It's not possible to get a cruise ship that close to the steps of the plane", you know you're having a bad day.
Quote:CC to passenger in seat 22A: Drink Sir?
Backpacker in 22A: Yeah, beer please.
CC to 22B: Drink Sir?
Methodist Minister in 22B: I would rather be defiled by a dozen wanten women than allow alcohol to pass my lips!
Backpacker to CC: Can I give back the beer? I didn't realise there was a choice!!!!
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