A woman went to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.

The doctor asked: "What's the problem?"

The woman replied "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around."

The doctor said "I have a really good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman came back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?"

The doctor said: "The water does sod all. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."  

Ray

Awesome dear chap!!!