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The Driver (Read 2800 times)

rgirling

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The Driver
May 8^th, 2012, 8:57am

A rich blonde buys the New Automatic BMW X6 Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night ... the car just won't move at all.

She tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck. She then furiously calls the BMW dealer and they send out a technician to her, who asks: "Are you sure you are using the gears correctly?"

Full of anger, the blond replies: "You fool, how could you could ask such a question, I'm not stupid! I use D for the Day and N for the Night..."

Ray

At the younger end of the "old fart" scale.

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londonman Trade Member Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1697 Total Thanks: 13 For This Post: 0 Malvern United Kingdom Trade: Cabinet Maker	Re: The Driver Reply #1 - May 9^th, 2012, 6:15pm Nice one, Ray, and knowing your 'part-time' job...........
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rgirling Junior Member Offline Posts: 137 Total Thanks: 2 For This Post: 0 Crowborough, East Sussex United Kingdom Gender:	Re: The Driver Reply #2 - May 12^th, 2012, 9:04am Bentley Continental Flying Spur to Newmarket for the day - hard life! Ray
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TIMBA-WOLF Board Moderator Offline Timba-Wolf..... Var@*sh, should be banned!! Posts: 7158 Total Thanks: 15 For This Post: 0 KENT,(under a tree!!!!) United Kingdom Gender: Trade: Joiner	Re: The Driver Reply #3 - May 12^th, 2012, 9:30am rgirling wrote on May 12^th, 2012, 9:04am: Bentley Continental Flying Spur to Newmarket for the day - hard life! Ray I though "SPURS" were banned from horse racing these days.... LOL!
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