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Quote: One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him - Jeffrey Bernard

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Last Night... Aug 10th, 2012, 7:37pm   I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night & telling her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their breasts in my hands. She thought I was having her on but was curious none the less. Eventually curiosity got the better of her & she said go on then give it a go! I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she could contain herself no longer & asked, “When was I born then?" I replied   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Yesterday.”

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