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Quote: I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


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Re: Hope you'll all Enjoy...........
Reply #17 - May 4th, 2004, 7:47pm
 
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.






Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.

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Reply #18 - Jun 25th, 2004, 3:47pm
 
Paddy go's into his friends house with two burned ears, they asked him why his ears were burned.
He replied "I was ironing my shirt and some one called and I answered".
One of his friends asked him what about your other ear.
He said "The damned bar steward called again"    
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