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Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
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Paddy go's into his friends house with two burned ears, they asked him why his ears were burned.
He replied "I was ironing my shirt and some one called and I answered".
One of his friends asked him what about your other ear.
He said "The damned bar steward called again"
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