WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!


WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?


HUSBAND: Of course I do.


WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.


WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?


WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?


HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - - - silence - - -