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Old 'uns
Jul 5th, 2004, 11:03pm
 
George & Doris, live at an old peoples home.  They are considered model residents apart from the fact they have a habit where Doris holds George there all day long!

Eventually the carers decide that it's best to let them carry on, but place a sheet over their laps.

All goes well until one day George decides to sit next to Vera - the blanket is placed as usual & George spends the day with a beaming smile.

At supper time a very upset Doris says to George:-

"Well what has Vera got that I haven't?"

George replies:-


"Parkinsons!"

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Uhh... I must have forgot something else!
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Reply #1 - Jul 6th, 2004, 7:42am
 
LMAO! Wink

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Reply #2 - Jul 9th, 2004, 10:18pm
 
LMAO

Just goes to show - The 'powers that be' have a reason for everything!!!  Even Parkinsons Disease.
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