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>> >A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. >>As the >>boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have >>breasts >>bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She >>tells her >>son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."The boy, >>pleased with >>the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his >>mother >>that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. >> >She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again >>satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. >>Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his >>mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and >>the >>longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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